Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
The first few books of the old testament are just bad fanfiction based off the Epic of Gilgamesh
The book of Job is about Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob bragging about torturing an innocent man.
And I’m sure a lot of the other old testament books (both protestant and catholic) are just as problematic.
Rereading the first few words reminded me of “take my gallbladder free of charge”
At this point the organic brains are just decorative. And so folks can keep making the “second thoughts” joke
Nonononono
Somehow find a way to fit another brain in my skull alongside my current one, then use that joke
Take my stomach and bladder too while you’re at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.
Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are all those lungs, intestines, kidneys, etc really for anyways?
Almost got to the point where I was burping and I couldn’t figure out if it was just a harmless burp or preemptive heatpuke.
My veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Don’t ask how. Data center construction is incredibly flawed.
Central Illinois, usa
Yeah! Punish those who can afford a house! How dare they be financially well-off enough to be able to do such a thing! /s
Legitimate question: are you stupid?
Legitimate answer: op isn’t, but you most definitely are
I want to be cuddled as I’m falling asleep. I don’t want to be touched in any way, shape, or form while I sleep.
I never thought of it like that, but after watching it loop a handful of times, it’s hard to deny the possibility of the thought occurring
“I froggin swear”
I am grateful for the surge of happy brain sauce this statement gave me
Not me, but my spouse read House of Leaves
That is a beautiful analogy
Oddly enough, idk if this is about actual football or american handegg, but both seem true in a sense.
got a new phone and autocorrect is NOT used to my typing patterns
Oof I feel that. My phone is about a week old and it’s frustrating
Sorry for this being unrelated to the content at hand, but that edit hit me
You can’t lose weight, but that’s okay because the lack of appetite balances that out! (A common side effect my antidepressants have)