Stay hydrated, folks. That’s less water for data centers to pollute.
No, OP. You are the data centers.
My veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Don’t ask how. Data center construction is incredibly flawed.
Time to start optimizing.

Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are all those lungs, intestines, kidneys, etc really for anyways?
Evolutionary hold-overs, should be safe to remove them by now.
Take my stomach and bladder too while you’re at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.
Sure, I’ll just tell them you had second thoughts.
Nonononono
Somehow find a way to fit another brain in my skull alongside my current one, then use that joke
Rereading the first few words reminded me of “take my gallbladder free of charge”
Where do you live?
I assumed summer to be basically over on the northern hemisphere and not yet quite started on the southern one, so interesting to see where a heatwave is still/already present at end of September.Central Illinois, usa
Ok, temperatures around 30° and even significantly above and that during the first half of September.
Ouch. I feel with you!Almost got to the point where I was burping and I couldn’t figure out if it was just a harmless burp or preemptive heatpuke.
Stay cool! I’m heading to Shawnee National Forest next weekend and glad to see it’s supposed to break before then.
In Texas the heat waves often last through October. It’s been a while since the high here has been below 32C. Looks like we have a few days of 26-31C next week, but I’m not holding my breath that it’ll stay like that.
Yes, on second thought that should not come as a surprise.
I always tend to forget that the Southern US, e.g. Texas, is on the same latitude as huge parts of Northern Africa, including regions that already are part of the Sahara desert.
But each time I realize that, it catches me by surprise again…


