I thought they were bilagmites.

Jesus

Okay, this is the second time I’ve heard about this. What the fuck is going on?

Its only happened once for me. I was working at a knockoff waffle house and there was a bird dive bombing customers as they came in.

I went out to check it out and stuck my hand out, and the bird landed in it. It let me pet them, I brought it inside and fed it a pecan.

I’m also native (Lakota) so it was a massive aura boost for me from the customers who got attacked by the bird watching me carry it around for a while.

After a while I went back outside and held it up and it flew away.

I’ll see that and raise you “sticking your hand out when there’s a bird in the area and having the bird land in your hand”

My favorite Greek parable is the portion of the story of Pandora’s Box, where even after all of the evils were released onto the world, hope remained.

Eating good food.

And by good food, I mean food that is healthy for you and satisfying and novel enough that it causes the receptors in your brain to start firing off.

It’s a rare treat to find a place that even offers that.

The last time I went to Portland I stumbled across a restaurant called kebab and had Egyptian chicken kusharia and it was so good that it made my entire week. I’m still thinking about that chicken kusharia and that was back in April.

I mean, this is a quote from Conan the Barbarian, so it’s not an original thought for toast.

I will admit I could be misunderstanding something though.

I agree, I’m just saying if I see the bill on my credit card, there will be consequences, and if I can’t resolve it amicably, then I have a car that I’m willing to sacrifice for the cause.

If you deliver a burrito to my door and then tell me to pay for it, and I never asked, there’s going to be a fight.

I will drive my car through the front wall of DoorDash before I’ll pay them for a burrito I did not order.

Chastity and prudishness are not related.

I would argue that the majority of people would prefer to have a single partner that they share their sexuality with, and that is their greater joy.

They say that patience is a virtue, but I disagree. I believe that patience is the protein that you use to build the muscle of virtue.

I’m not falling for it, I’m making them up.

I had some success using nginx reverse proxy with let’s encrypt.

There should be a couple of guides online that will tell you how to do that.

I was running Nginx through Portainer on Proxmox, and the Let’s Encrypt certificate was set to my local IP address for nginx.

I have a stupid conspiracy theory.

I believe they were trying to groom him to be the next Trump, and they wanted to duplicate the (also probably fake) assassination attempt and accidentally merc’d him.

So now they’re just trying to make lemonade out of lemons.

If I’m right that means that once the next big election cycle goes through we shouldn’t hear much more about him.

That’s a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.

What if they mean it like Loki?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swell_Foop

For some reason, I have an incredibly difficult time not saying like.

I bet if there were a word cloud of mymost commonly used words of all of my posts, “like” would be the sun in my fucking word solar system.

I would say that I’m a good enough person.

I do the things that good people do because it feels like the right thing to do, up until the point where I feel like I’m risking overextending myself and then I stop doing that.

I feel bad when I do not do a good thing.

At the same time I know I have done bad things. I have accepted my fault in those situations and apologized to the people that I have hurt in the past and I am still trying to become a better person. So I am good enough to pass for a good person, but I am not an objectively purely good person.

But then again, no one is.