Parkinsons

If it is then it’s expensive, put it back

Never 404get

I assumed at first this was some consortium that just governed the use of the ~ symbol. They meet once a year to decide if they want to add or remove the ~ from any letters.

Occupado is my go to

My buddy in the Navy always says: 100 sailors go out, 50 couples come back.

I think this should be upgraded from mildly interesting to actually interesting