Somehow I believe they will have the same level of success as previous guys who tried to get gold from seawater.

Anyone can be the oldest person at any given moment of time: they just should start considering other people shit, not persons.

That idea is still a fantasy of sci-fi nerds.

I avoid eating humans when possible, but have no other limitations.

Inside Asylum or outside Asylum – it doesn’t matter. The important part is who wears the white doctor coat.

Everything is a sin if you’re pious enough.

Australian cup?

If you’re rich enough, yes…

What exactly is falling?

Expected salary: a droplet of sugary water per day.

All his failures… for now. There will be many more!

AI: Hail Trump, the Guardian of Rails!

But we burn carbon! How can we have carbon if we burn carbon, smarty-pants?

Isn’t it contraband?

Oh, it will have access to your privacy… Everything as you like.

CEOs tell what people want to hear. Populism is their job. Most people haven’t the slightest idea how LLMs work and are too stupid to even imagine any effective usage of “AI” therefore declaring LLMs evil. So CEOs repeat that too. All are happy; spice must flow.

You can’t answer the question using a deliberately broad terminology. That robot also can accompany an owner.

What can a real dog do?

What a tragedy! Poor stock traders! The end is near! Repent! Eat apples!

Captain Kirk: Stardate 23747. I boldly divided 9 to 11 which no man divided before!