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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

This changes everything

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This changes everything

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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    I pooped in the cup

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    8 billion people, 1 cup.

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      Nowadays they turn every classic into a series.

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    You cannot invert a cup because it doesn’t have an inside and an outside. It’s just a disc.

    • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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      you can invert its curvature from positive to negative

  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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    Billions of girls, 1 cup

    Quite an ambitious sequel if I might say, not to mention the potential for controversy

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    No, it just means the cup is extremely upside down

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      Australian cup?

  • Klear@piefed.world
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    We’re also inside of the Asylum.

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      https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Wonko_the_Sane

      The Asylum was set up one day after Watson came across a set of detailed instructions on a set of toothpicks. Watson, distressed and fearing for the world’s sanity, built the Asylum to put it in and help it get better. The Asylum is a four-walled house turned inside out. That which one would be inclined to take as the door into the house opens into a lawn with benches and walking paths. This is the area that Watson calls Outside the Asylum. Thus, the inside of the asylum contains the entire world, save for that small area. Within that small outside area, Watson has mounted the instructions for the toothpicks, in order to discourage himself and others from going back into the asylum.

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      Inside Asylum or outside Asylum – it doesn’t matter. The important part is who wears the white doctor coat.

      • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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        Hey man, give me the key!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsb9-wPYpxI

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    So much inside and it is still empty.

  • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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    Now where are the two girls

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      technically, all human poop is in that cup

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    Do not try to invert the cup, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth…… that there is no cup

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      What if the cup is made out of a hypothetical material that can pass through itself but is destroyed when you pinch it sharply?

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      deleted by creator

  • Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @lemmy.ca
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    Think outside the cup.

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    The cup has no lid so outside and inside are not separated, therefore we already were this side (inside or outside) of the cup before invertion.

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    C(o)uping every government by putting them in a c(o)up

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