Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 hours agoThe phenomenon of morning wood means humanity has been doing a nonstop global boner wavelemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down13
arrow-up1164arrow-down1imageThe phenomenon of morning wood means humanity has been doing a nonstop global boner wavelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agoFrom bandana to tentacles - crafted for comfortlemmy.todayimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoBest part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountainlemmy.todayimagemessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1280arrow-down110
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoI've yassified her to maintain anonymitylemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down15
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoReal intelligence can run on a twix bar and cocainelemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1269arrow-down14
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomrbeast and james patterson have apparently released a book together.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down11
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoI had to show him my can of pocket herringlemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down11
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoNZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallowlemmy.todayimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down13
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoIn God's 'The Bible,' the main character Jesus is a very important person.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1206arrow-down16
arrow-up1200arrow-down1imageIn God's 'The Bible,' the main character Jesus is a very important person.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoThey had to circumcise me with a pistollemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down18
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days ago9 Minute Guided Chainsmokinglemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1168arrow-down13
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Kierunkowy74@lemmy.zipEnglish · 10 days agothe kid does look like someone who would quit his job for a reverse gangbang with paella aellalemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoThe strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its ownlemmy.todayimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1314arrow-down13
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoTried Xanax and woke up with $6Klemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down12
arrow-up167arrow-down1imageTried Xanax and woke up with $6Klemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agovery few people have yellow as their favorite color but the people who do are always unhinged about itlemmy.todayimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down17
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoHe's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budgetlemmy.todayimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down14
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoCome 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocatelemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down12
arrow-up1178arrow-down1imageCome 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocatelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days ago"The salt!" I ejaculated.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down110
arrow-up1117arrow-down1image"The salt!" I ejaculated.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoDo not under any circumstance take the vibe coded schizophrenia drugslemmy.todayimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1287arrow-down15
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoThe flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervertlemmy.todayimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1206arrow-down17
arrow-up1199arrow-down1imageThe flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervertlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
