How much money can I get for using only the 🍳 emoji?
Fly a PJ far away from US, stay in fantastic hotels, I don’t even know what that emoji is
we need a 🍳 appreciation day.
Pfft. Y’all couldn’t pull me off the damn 🚠 emoji.
🚠🚠🚠
This would be hard given that my current food obsession is eggs and I talk about it a lot lmao
Considering that I’ve never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can’t
I didn’t use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting…
Shit, I just burnt my eggs.
This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals
Absolutely not. You can’t take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.
I’ll do it for…$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.
All fine so long as I can use the 📡 emoji
📡 📡 📡
👽
few, at least I can send it in Morse code.
TWO WHOLE DAYS!? Are you insane? Impossible! 🍳
Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji…
Same, easiest money I ever made.
And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
It’s a shitpost, this isn’t meant to be a serious question.
#atetheshit
This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.
I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”
Uk what? I’m curious how badly this challenge would crash the economy.
