Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can’t respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.
I don’t care where your pipe is or what pipe your talking about or what pipe location even has to do with any of this, if you’re too ashamed to eat Doritos in public, you don’t deserve to enjoy them in private.
Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can’t respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.
Imagine meeting your lawyer while he’s eating Doritos and then you shake hands with him
Gotta sneak a bit of that delicious finger dust.
Funny, I can’t respect a person that eats their Doritos in private fear while pretending they’re above it in public. Zero trust.
Pipe down.
I don’t care where your pipe is or what pipe your talking about or what pipe location even has to do with any of this, if you’re too ashamed to eat Doritos in public, you don’t deserve to enjoy them in private.
Great joke! You’ve truly got the whole humor thing nailed down.
Thanks! And you, apparently, have a pipe down, hope it’s not an important one.
Yo, Bird up!
Jokes on you, that’s the lawyer I want.