Bitch that phrase don’t make no sense, why can’t fruit be compared?
-Lil Dicky
I’ve heard the dicky don’t get little if you use it enough to not atrophy.
Apples make jam, oranges make marmalade. Only apple juice turns tasty when fermenting it.
That’s it…
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Apple jam? The fuck?
Fun fact: the German equivalent is with apples and pears which makes even less sense
I disagree with you, but I respect the moxie of comparing apples and oranges and apples and pears.
Petition to change the phrase:
‘You can’t compare apples and tomatoes.’
… now it makes considerably less sense, and also does splash damage against the concept of a vegetable.
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Still better than the Portuguese equivalent: “what does the arse[hole] have to do with the pants?” (o que o cu tem a ver com as calças?)





