Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.
The other day some asshole rattled the door so long and hard, as I was repeatedly shouting occupied, that the lock jiggled open and I had to hold the door shut with my foot. Then the guy shouts “What the fuck?!” and storms out of the restroom.
What the fuck, indeed, buddy. What the fuck, indeed.
When they knock, just say “Come in.”
One time, not only did the person try the door, I yell “OCCUPIED”… then pounded on the door, then tried the handle again… somehow immediately got the attention of an employee who just fucking unlocked the door. And I’m just standing there, dick in hand like “WHAT THE FUCK”… and they were like, “oh sorry, we didn’t think anyone was in here”. Couldn’t wait one god damn minute, cause I had just walked in.
Ay, you poopin in there!?
I once made the mistake of taking a shit at school. And I heard a group of boys walk in and say “yo someone is shitting in there” and then they repeatedly kept asking who it was, kicking on the door, throwing wet paper towels over, then climbed up and peered over the side. School is a hell.
Was that just a thing kids did? I have an identical story down to the wet paper towels…
Definitely was so I just never pooped at school.
Me too, problem solved. It helps that I have ADHD and can’t feel the need to go as much so I can ignore it until I get home.
Hold up that’s related to ADHD?
Anal Department Has Delays
