back in the day we called it nightcore and you had to put a picture of an anime girl. Oh wait there is an anime girl. And there’s a record player? Wait, what year is it?

ye the song almost uses the royal road chord progression which is like - the chord progression in jpop and especially common in anime intros and stuff-

source: I know the chords

～(つˆ0ˆ)つ｡☆｡☆｡☆｡☆

Someone just discovered happy hardcore for the first time?

You don’t even have to speed it up