Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I started screaming in pure fear. Everyone else was giving me concerned looks and were saying things like “what’s going on?” and “are you okay sir?”. The fear I felt seeing this horrible image gave me heart palpitations, forcing me drop my phone. Now there’s an entire bus of terrified people screaming in terror from this one image. Even the bus driver saw a single pixel of the image from the mirror causing so much terror that he swerved the bus straight into an orphanage. So many poor children were injured in the crash, but was worse: many of them saw the image. This is all your fault. Dozens of poor orphan children have been forever and irrecoverably traumatized because of your ignorance to put a nsfw tag on this.

“That man won’t quit as long as he can still draw a breath—none of my teammates will. Me, I’ve got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone; never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can’t you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am.”

— Superman (to Darkseid), Justice League Unlimited

!antimeme@sopuli.xyz

They’re also swinging from vines, too.

Don’t show this picture to ducklings, they might crack!

Listening to “Sweet Caroline” without singing “bum bum bum”

Animal Farm (2026)

@TommySoda@lemmy.world

Not sure if you’re into this kind of thing, but you should make sure to get a Blu-ray optical drive that is compatible with LibreDrive, which will allow you to rip 4K discs to your computer.

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Lol I assure you, I wrote it all myself. I intentionally used the em dash for this purpose.

You’re absolutely right! And honestly? It’s not just infuriating — it’s detrimental to our society’s education.

Would you like me to write a succinct response instead of a wall of text?