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“Someone you don’t like’s cheese” broke me.
Using commas is an act of communism!!
Yes, they should’ve said “Dispose of your heel flakes into the parmesan of your enemies!”
Umami is umami
Alright there Satan
I like to borrow my friends’ Microplane from the kitchen whenever I visit so I don’t have to pack my ped-egg
Jokes on you I’m into that shit.
(I’m not, I’m seriously not though, I was making a joke, please don’t do that I’m really not oh god what have I done)
Too late
The obvious problem being that if you don’t like someone, how are you getting access to their cheese?
Never had a shitty roommate?
I would never have done this but I know shitty people who might’ve
I take it you’re not married?
I like my wife. What kind of dummy doesn’t like their spouse?
I also like this guy’s wife.
If you don’t like them you shouldn’t be either
specifically for Nazi-ICE - when they eat italian
Crunchy dandruff.
