Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.
If I hear someone on the phone in a public restroom I try to rip ass as loud as possible.
I’m not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with me.
Someone did that at a supermarket bathroom I was in!
The guy was yapping away on his phone. I was washing my hands being annoyed. And suddenly, one guy said, “Fuck it!” And just blasted a massive fart shit.
The guy on the phone went silent. And I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off.
Yup. Bringing normal sounds into the bathroom is just as bad as bringing bathroom sounds into a normal room
Silent bathrooms are the fucking worst. When you go in, have to stand right next to some guy at a urinal, and you both can hear exactly how much piss is happening, or when it’s not happening. Nothing shrivels up my bladders ability to expend faster than complete silence and the attention of a stranger.
Also once I was visiting a foreign country and found a girl on tinder, we were fuck buddies for the duration. She stayed over one night, and I had to shit in the morning. With her sitting on the bed quietly scrolling her phone like 5 feet away. It was awful. Felt like I couldn’t fart, could barely get anything out, my diet had been bad so it was going to be a difficult poo anyway. It was awful.
But out in public, whenever I accidentally fart, or on purpose fart but I intended it to be silent, I just laugh immediately afterwards. If I think it’s funny, then it’s not awkward.
People need to stop being weird about toilets. WE ALL KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THERE.
I don’t need a rest…, I don’t want to take a bath…I don’t need to wash…
Man, I used to teach and it was a shared bathroom between faculty and students.
No student could ever know I poop. It was a difficult facade to maintain.
My father taught for 4 decades and took immense pride in ripping farts in the hallway as loud as possible between classes.
that awkward moment when a person you know (not friend otherwise i’d hold or gtfo to next floor) and you walk in and you both need to poop. .The restroom only has 2 toilet stalls side by side…
So what you do? If its a crowded place where many people come in and use the restroom then youre ok: you hope for the sound of people talking + water faucet sound to “suppress” your fart sound. .
What if it is not crowded? Well shit, then we are in a tugg of war. I just hope the initial noise is not loud.
I get embarrassed when I’m pooing in a public stall and I fart really loud and then … start giggling. I’m a grown ass man for crying out loud!!!
If anyone out there is self conscious about this, remember: you should only be embarrassed by sounds that come out of your mouth when in the bathroom. If you’re grunting and sighing in the stall you need immediate medical attention or a gag. Pull it together
People grunting in the stall next to me is definitely worse than poop and fart noises. I already know the mechanics of the situation, I don’t want inklings of the personal narrative around it…
This leads us to a horrible would-you-rather: sounds of pain and discomfort, or pleasure and satisfaction?
To think… this is how I find out I’m a bad person lol.
My thinking brain knows that happy sounds are better. But my feeling brain just says “nope, I’d rather hear their pain”.
Not who I want to be, but here we are. Got some work to do.
I used to clench up in public bathrooms if there was anyone else in the bathroom.
Now I just let 'er rip. Even if I know it’s gonna be loud and funky.
We need to destigmatize farts and pooping.
Yes we should have communal toilets where we can hold hands and share our innermost feelings while shitting as a group.
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Yes but with ten or twenty people.
Couldn’t find the bigger version on mobile, but this should do.
I’d love to be squished into that corner.
You know those knees are touching
Those Roman poopers were unisex.
And of course randos ALWAYS choose to sit in the corner next to you when the entire row is empty.
That’s the best part.
After you sit on the still warm and slightly moist corner seat and a random stranger comes and cuddles up while you poop together.
It’s like social media.
And play games together
Destinkmatize?
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No. Nature isn’t embarassing.
I have been embarrassed when I shat my pants from drinking too much though.
The day after or while still drinking?
usually about two blocks from my apartment after walking home drunk. held it in for like 20m but I just lost it at the end man. it was brutal. it was also at like 2am so not like there was anyone around to witness the lump in my pants.
Nature’s way of telling you you’ve had too much. ;^) Waking up covered in my own vomit was nature’s way of telling me. Your way sounds worse but actually probably a lot less dangerous.
Depends where the noises happen.
I let that shit rip. You’re in a bathroom, grow up.
I have IBS so if I want to go anywhere I have to deal with the fact that I may end up making lots of noise in a public toilet. In my forties I’m pretty desensitized about it now. Everybody poops.
I only shit at home or in the woods. I hate walking into a public restroom and knowing a microscopic piece of another mans colon is now in my nose.
Everybody poops as they say. The bathroom is the socially acceptable place for farts imo.
Nobody poops but you.
Yeah. I tell my BF to go hang out in the living room or something. Like give me some privacy k? Ok thx😆👋
